Charles Darnay

Dear Decathletes:

As we move into the last 100 pages of the book, I want to make sure we all know why Charles Darnay is arrested and placed in Le Force when he enters France during the Reign of Terror. Here are some possible reasons:

1. He punched an obnoxious French mime street performer.
2. He uttered the words "Real men don't eat quiche."
3. He joked about the Guillotine by saying "Yeah, I'm sure it slices and dices, but it ain't no Sham Wow."
4. He joked about Paris by saying, "Yeah, its a nice city, but it ain't no TJ."
5. When he said "I like the King" the mob thought he was referring to the King of France, when in actuality he was referring to the Michael Jackson, the King of Pop.